Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!