Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

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How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease