Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece