Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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A cowch potato!

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They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.