Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

What do you call a Mexican spell caster?

A salsarer

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.