When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Spring water.
Put it in water
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Dinner for Juan
A Juanting.
because there were "Too Many Cooks".
Captain Cook.
Fry-days.
Free Ballin - Foo Fighters
Sir!
Because they're not real.