What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.