Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Boiling Pot Jokes More Boiling Pot Jokes

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."