Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."