Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.