What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )