What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.