What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

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What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.