What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.