Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.