Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd