Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.