Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."