Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Snow Petrol!
He was just chasing tail.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Baaaaasalt
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
The outside
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
You herd.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
