Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
One that chases fowls.
A: They want to make ends meet.
Foreplay
A sheopard.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
He was a cheetah.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Memory loss.
