Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden