Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.