Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.