Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!