What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.