Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What are 3 two letter words that say small?

A: Is it in.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.