Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

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Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.