Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Heroine Addict Jokes More Heroine Addict Jokes

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.