Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

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What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.