What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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The cream

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Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.