What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.