Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Jock Itch Jokes More Jock Itch Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !