Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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You don't want beef with me

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

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I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!