What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.