What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.