What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.