What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.