What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.