What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Seduce Jokes More Seduce Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.