What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne