What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River