What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River