What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders