What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!