How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."