What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.