What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!