What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.