What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.