What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!