What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Previous Random Joke Next
Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.