What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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I stopped butchering goats.

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The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.