What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?