What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!