HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Deport him back to Mexico
Cause they work out.
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
The punch line...
A: Text-us
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
MOOOOOO!!!!
