What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text