Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON