What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer