What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.