What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.