What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.