What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.