What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.