Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!