Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.