What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !