What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.