What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.