What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.