What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."