What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.