Owe Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Peyton Manning Jokes More Peyton Manning Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.