Owe Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Albert Einstein Jokes More Albert Einstein Jokes

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Shill Jokes More Shill Jokes

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.