Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Advanced methematics.
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Because she was his relative
