Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

What do you call a well respected slave?

A butler.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.