Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."