Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
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They can't afford to pay respects.
A butler.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Because they both "practice" their professions.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .
Patty O'Furniture
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)
A: The bow is moving.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
They can't afford computers in Africa.
it was repossessed!
