Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face