Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!