Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.