What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave