What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.