Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What does a musician use to build a house?

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

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