What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.