What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.