What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What is a mouse's favorite record ?

Please cheese me' !

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.