What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ?

Althea in court!