What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!