What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits