What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.