What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing