What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !