What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Because you need a soul for that.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll