Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Spectacle Jokes More Spectacle Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Monocle Jokes More Monocle Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.